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User:Dannick75

Job: Thief, Paladin, Blue Mage, Bard, Puppetmaster, Beastmaster
Family: Hume
Crystal: Sugar
Weak to: Grilled Steaks

High Notorious Monster

Title Obtained: 1337

Zone	Level	Drops	Steal	Spawns	Notes
Port Jeuno	90	Twilight Knife (50%) Thief's Knife (99%) Assassin's Armlets +1 (99%) Aias Bonnet (35%) Mercurial Kris (28%) Beast Slayer (80%) Raider's Vest +2 (45%) Scorpion Harness (35%) Sha'ir Manteel (6.6%) Crimson Cuisses (37%) Mirage Keffiyeh +1 (90%) Dragon Steak (60%) Homemade Steak (100%) Trotter Boots (26%) Oracle's Pigaches (13%) Twashtar (18%) Mandau (0.1%) Love Torque (0.1%) Rumored to have other unconfirmed drops.	Humpty Dumpty Effigy Cheese Sandwich +1	1	A, HP, M, Sc, T(S), T(H), JA, WS
A = Aggressive; NA = Non-Aggresive; L = Links; S = Detects by Sight; H = Detects by Sound; HP = Detects Low HP; M = Detects Magic; Sc = Follows by Scent; T(S) = True-sight; T(H) = True-hearing JA = Detects job abilities; WS = Detects weaponskills; Z(D) = Asleep in Daytime; Z(N) = Asleep at Nighttime; A(R) = Aggressive to Reive participants

Notes:

Can be found in random areas around Port Jeuno. Seems to have no set position. Normally seen around the Mog House or the Auction House.
Killable by: Unknown. Not known to have ever been defeated.
Has around 1000 - 1400 Hit Points.
Can be mugged for around 500,000 gil
Potential spawn trigger is by giving another character, by the name of Misstaru (WHM90), a Peacock Charm or Royal Cloak. These seem to make him spawn immediatly. Trading 300k~800k or a Demon Slayer will give a 50% chance of him spawning.
Has been seen using any of the following 2 hours, Perfect Dodge, Invincible, Soul Voice, Familiar, Overdrive, and Azure Lore, during his battles.
Homemade Steak is a 100% drop, due to his obsession to keep them on him and eat them during his many adventures. Dragon Steak has a bit lower drop rate due to his rarity to find it.

Historical Background

First spotted around October, 2006 on Hades server. He originally began to craft, but when he realized he failed at that, he moved on to begin farming various monster items all over Vana'diel. Sometimes spotted near the Skogs Fru pop location camping the NM while farming for Ladybug Wings for the quest, Seeing Spots. Also often spotted in Misareaux Coast farming Gigantobugards for their various items. After Square Enix ruined the farming possibilities of Gigantobugards, he began to try and craft again. He found his specialty to be Cooking. He can now create many different delicacies to eat during his adventures.

Source entry: User:Dannick75. Cached on this server on 6 November 2026.