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The Prankster (pt.1) - Aht Urhgan Whitegate Ahaadah: Good day to you, adventurer.
The passage over there leads to the Alchemists' Guild.
Ahaadah: Long have I practiced the art of alchemy, yet I do not find myself becoming bored.
It truly is fascinating...???: No! Lemme go!
???: Stop that! Behave yourself!
Ahaadah: Again, you come before me...
Nothing has changed since the last time.Alcander: Please, won't you reconsider?
Alcander: This child has nimble fingers and would soon pick up the trade if he were to live at the guild...
Ahaadah: Yes, and he uses those nimble fingers to pilfer my goods!
Ahaadah: What have you done with those herbs and vials?
Tinga-Matonga: Ah, what are you gripin' about? It was just a bunch of junk anyway.
Alcander: Tinga!
Mind your manners!Tinga-Matonga: Who asked you!?
I don't need no stinkin' job!
If you love this place so much, why don't you work here!?Alcander: I won't always be around to take care of you.
Try to understand.Tinga-Matonga: I don't need no one to take care of me!
Stay out of my life!Alcander: <Sigh>...
I'm sorry you had to see that.Alcander: You're an adventurer, right?
I've done a fair share of adventuring myself, traveling the world with my sword and my wits.Alcander: It was not long after I arrived in Al Zahbi when I ran into Tinga.
Alcander: He had lost both his parents...
An orphan...Alcander: I tried to find somebody to take him in, but every door was slammed in my face.
Alcander: So I decided to look after him for a time and found myself getting attached to the little scamp...
Alcander: I couldn't just leave him and pick up my adventures again.
Alcander: I was going to continue my mercenary work here and raise Tinga as my own...
Alcander: But then I realized I could no longer swing a sword.
It seems I've contracted some sort of illness...Alcander: The doctor says there is not much time left for me.
Alcander: Before I pass from this life, I want to make sure Tinga has some way to support himself.
Alcander: Well, you can see how well that effort is going.
He has no mind to begin a trade and is only interested in causing mischief.Alcander: But deep down, I know he's a good kid.
Alcander: What do you say?
Do you think you can help out a fellow adventurer?Alcander: I need you to help me turn his life around.
Alcander: Any time I try to have a serious talk with him, he just runs away...
Alcander: To tell the truth, I have no idea where he is most of the time.
Ahaadah: Quite the dilemma.
Perhaps I may be of assistance?Alcander: !!!
Alcander: You would help us!?
Ahaadah: I'm not so cold-hearted as all that.
Ahaadah: The problem is how to draw Tinga out of hiding...
Ahaadah: How about we pretend to leave this elixir behind by mistake?
Ahaadah: Excellent.
Please go on ahead. I shall join you once my work here is done for the day.Alcander: Thank you, Ahaadah.
The Prankster (pt.2) - Aht Urhgan Whitegate Ahaadah: Hail! I trust I did not keep you waiting too long?
Have you brought the item I requested?
Ahaadah: (Play the part of a merchant. Just follow my lead.)
Ahaadah: Yes! This is exactly what I was searching for!
You've done well to obtain such an extraordinarily rare item!Ahaadah: What's this!? You say you have something even more impressive for sale?
Well then, my good merchant, lead on!Ahaadah: Well, well. Look who decided to show up.
Ahaadah: Hey! Come back here!
The Prankster (pt.3) - Aht Urhgan Whitegate Ahaadah: Aha.
Nowhere left to run.
Tinga-Matonga: What's wrong with you!?
Do you want my autograph that bad!?Ahaadah: Spare me your witty comments and return the item you stole.
Tinga-Matonga: I didn't steal nothin'!
I just picked it up!Ahaadah: Enough is enough!
You will return everything you've taken from my store!Ahaadah: If you do as you're told, I might even reconsider the request to take you as my pupil.
Tinga-Matonga: That old junk? I threw it away already.
Ahaadah: Threw it away...!
Why even take it in the first place!?Tinga-Matonga: Heh heh.
You're not alone, if it makes you feel any better.Tinga-Matonga: These saucers are from the Shararat Teahouse.
Tinga-Matonga: These clothes are from Imeeya's store.
Tinga-Matonga: And this carpet I got from Yazweel's place.
Tinga-Matonga: I swiped all this stuff in half a day!
You grownups are so pathetic!Tinga-Matonga: Not that I need any of it...
Ahaadah: You little...
Tinga-Matonga: You got somethin' to say to me? Don't worry, none of that junk I just dropped was yours.
Ratihb: That's the final straw!
Ratihb: I've been lenient since you're just a child, but...
Imeeya: You go too far!
Yazweel: Give me back my carpet!
Tinga-Matonga: Oh, calm down already.
Ratihb: Calm down!?
I'm going to go out of business if you break any more of my crockery!Imeeya: And you were the one who poked holes in all of my wares, weren't you!?
Yazweel: My carpet!
Alcander: What's going on here?
Ratihb: You...
Ahaadah: Tinga has ruined all of our livelihoods.
Alcander: Is this true, Tinga?
Tinga-Matonga: So what if it is?
Alcander: Then you must apologize to everyone and give back all the things you took.
Ratihb: What am I supposed to do with a pile of broken cups!?
Yazweel: We don't need your kind around here!
Imeeya: You probably put the child up to this in the first place!
Alcander: I never...! How could you...!?
Ratihb: You're too sick to work and can't earn a living anymore.
Isn't that right, adventurer?Yazweel: I knew you foreign adventurers were up to no good!
Imeeya: Take your sneaking accomplice and get out of our city!
Alcander: Very well.
I'll leave if that's what you want.Alcander: But please, let Tinga stay.
He's just a child.Alcander: Tinga...
Tinga-Matonga: ...
Alcander: I'm glad I had the chance to meet you.
Tinga-Matonga: Who cares?
Why don't you leave already?Alcander: I wish there was more I could've done for you...
Tinga-Matonga: I said get lost already!
Tinga-Matonga: Everything has gone downhill since I met you.
Alcander: ...
Tinga-Matonga: If you hadn't interfered, some rich family might have adopted me instead.
Tinga-Matonga: I really wish you had just left me alone!
Tinga-Matonga: But now it looks like I'm finally gettin' rid of you.
Alcander: I...
Alcander: I'm sorry...
Alcander: Player name. Ahaadah. Thank you for all your help.
Ahaadah: Alcander...
Alcander: It's fine, really.
No one is to blame for this.Ratihb: That child certainly is a handful.
Yazweel: What are we supposed to do with him?
Ratihb: Who would take him in?
Ratihb: Especially after that adventurer set him on the wrong path...
Tinga-Matonga: You don't know what you're talkin' about!
Tinga-Matonga: Alcander didn't do nothin' wrong!
I'm the bad one!Tinga-Matonga: Who was the one who looked after me when I was all alone?
Not one of you, that's for darn sure!Tinga-Matonga: Alcander was the only person who ever looked out for me!
Ratihb: What the...!
Ahaadah: What's going on here, Tinga?
I thought you hated Alcander!Tinga-Matonga: He's my best friend...
Ahaadah: If that's true, then why do all those terrible things?
You've forced him away from you.Tinga-Matonga: I did it because I want him to stay with me...
Tinga-Matonga: I know he's really sick and won't be around much longer, so...
Taishu-Yaashu: Ghosts always come out at night, you know.
Tinga-Matonga: Why's that?
Taishu-Yaashu: Because it's scarier that way.
Ghosts only show up when they hate someone enough to stay in this world.Tinga-Matonga: Is that true?
Taishu-Yaashu: Of course it's true.
They come back to haunt the people who hurt them in life.
That's what makes them so scary!Tinga-Matonga: I figured if Alcander hated me enough, then he would come back as a ghost...
Tinga-Matonga: Then I could see him all the time...
Ahaadah: I see now...
You poor child...Ahaadah: But listen to me, Tinga.
What you're planning is selfish.Ahaadah: It means that Alcander must spend eternity feeling only hate and anger.
Ahaadah: Is that a fate you would wish for yourself?
Alcander: What's wrong, kid?
Alcander: Don't worry, everything will be okay.
I was alone, too, but now I've met you.Alcander: It's good to have friends, don't you think?
Tinga-Matonga: I can't let this happen...!
Ahaadah: No, child!
It's too dangerous out there!Ahaadah: You have to bring them back.
Ahaadah: Who knows what creatures are lurking beyond the city walls?
- What do you say?
- Leave it to me.
- Not my problem.
Ahaadah: Have you no heart?
You can't stand by and do nothing.- What do you say?
- Leave it to me.
- Not my problem.
Ahaadah: Thank you.
They can't have gone far.
You can catch them if you hurry.The Prankster (pt.1) - Bhaflau Thickets Alcander: You... You're that adventurer... Alcander: Leave me be. I'm done for...
The Prankster (pt.2) - Bhaflau Thickets Alcander: Thank you...
I am in your debt again.
Alcander: Although your effort may have been in vain...
There is not much...Tinga-Matonga: Alcander!
Alcander: Tinga!?
What are you doing out here? You could get hurt!Tinga-Matonga: Thank you for saving him...
Alcander: Tinga...?
Tinga-Matonga: I knew somethin' was wrong.
Even when I was causin' all that trouble so you'd come and see me.
You were tryin' so hard to get me into that guild...Alcander: ...
Tinga-Matonga: I couldn't take it no more!
All that worryin' about what's gonna happen to me after you go away!Tinga-Matonga: Think about livin' instead!
I don't want you to go!Alcander: Tinga...
I became so afraid when I could no longer wield a sword.Alcander: I felt so alone.
Even though I know that's not true...Alcander: I've been saying this whole time how I want to save you from your fate.
Alcander: But I had it wrong.
Alcander: Tinga...
You're the one who saved me.Alcander: You're right.
There's still time for me.Alcander: I can't just give up.
Somewhere in this big, wide world there must be a cure for my illness.Alcander: And you.
This is for saving my life. I hope it aids you in your adventures.Alcander: You really should learn a trade, Tinga.
You have to learn to stand on your own two feet.Tinga-Matonga: Okay.
- What do you say?
Source entry: The Prankster/Plot Details. Cached on this server on 4 November 2026.
