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Smash! A Malevolent Menace/Plot Details
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«FFXI-Movie» 0585 Mog 14 - Smash! A Malevolent Menace
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Smash! A Malevolent Menace - Throne Room Riko Kupenreich: Wh-what the--!? Whowhatwherewhenwhyhow--!? Riko Kupenreich: I'm not sure what just happened, but I appear to be back to my senses!
Riko Kupenreich: It would seem I owe the two of you a debt of gratitude, kupo.
Riko Kupenreich: Consider the lease for you Mog House extended indefinitely!
Riko Kupenreich: ...Free of charge, of course, kupo!
Riko Kupenreich: And with that, I'm off!
Riko Kupenreich: After all, the business world waits for no moogle, kupo!
Riko Kupenreich: Oh, and don't worry. That loan contract I wrote up for you was just random scribbles on a scrap of parchment.
Riko Kupenreich: I would suggest that you stay out of debt in the future, kupo. Live within your means and all. As the old proverb goes, a frugal moogle is a happy moogle!
Riko Kupenreich: Allow me, though, to present you with one last luxury...the Crystal Prize in our regrettably cancelled Mega Mog Bonanza-Rama-Palooza, kupo!
Riko Kupenreich: Consider it an apology for this whole hullabloo, and a token of enduring goodwill between adventurers and mooglekind, kupo!
Riko Kupenreich: To tell you the truth, Uncle Riko's been doing a lot of thinking these past few minutes. Why, I believe I'll give up my moneylending operation and devote the rest of my life to charity. Rent-free shelters for orphans! Food kitchens serving piping hot turtle soup to the poor!
Riko Kupenreich: After all, what are material possessions worth, when weighed against the bond of true-blue loyalty and friendship shared by moogle and master? A lesson I've finally learned...thanks to you, kupo.
Toto Kupeliaure: Oh, h-h-hullo there. Well, it seems this whole per-dicament has been un-complificated. U-u-um... Dad should be b-b-back from vacation soon, and I'll t-tell him you've been model tenets in his obsolescence.
Toto Kupeliaure: So no h-h-hard feelings, o-okay? Ta-ta, kupo!
Moogle: Phew, kupo. This time we've really resolved things once and for all!
Moogle: It wasn't easy, but you know what they say. "That which doesn't send your Mog House crashing down into a heap only makes its foundation stronger, kupo!"
Moogle: Thanks to Riko and Toto's hijinks, I've come to realize more than ever just how fortunate I am to have a master like you! Promise me that we'll remain the most faithful of friends forever, kupo!
Moogle: And now, Master, shall we return?
Moogle: After all, the lights are on, and a hearty meal is warming in the oven...back at our home sweet Mog House!
Source entry: Smash! A Malevolent Menace/Plot Details. Cached on this server on 5 November 2026.
