Feeding Frenzy/Plot Details

Green Thumb Moogle : Greetings, [Name]!
You know, I thought sheltering that sheep would shroud this shire in shenanigans, but it's positively peaceful here!
Green Thumb Moogle : Could those really be...the frightening fiends of fable?
...Aha!
Green Thumb Moogle : I remember now, kupo!

Care to cast a quip?
→They're those crazy crabs from before!
→I really don't recall, kupo.

Green Thumb Moogle : Is that the total and trustworthy truth, kupo?
Green Thumb Moogle : They're those nettlesome ne'er-do-wells who nagged us when this nursery was still nascent!
Oh, how those crustaceans caused me caboodles of consternation, kupo.
Green Thumb Moogle : So, they've been prowling the penumbras around the perimeter of this paradise all along, kupo...
Chacharoon : Scarebeasts show at laaast!
Chacharoon : Leave thing of every to Chacharoon! Once learn beastmaster triiick to turn meanies into nicies.
Chacharoon : Chaaaaaarm!
Green Thumb Moogle : <Cough>
Wow, what a devilishly daring display of deftness. How fitting for a first-rate fighter, kupo!
Green Thumb Moogle : Kupo?
Green Thumb Moogle : Wait...all that song and dance didn't make a damned difference. He's simply getting snipped to smithereens.
Chacharoon : Heeelp meee!
Green Thumb Moogle : Well, I suppose this means I must make my mysterious moogle magic manifest once more, kupo.
Green Thumb Moogle : But if I unleash this ultimate upsurge of utility, it'll completely quash that cuddly Qiqirn! If only some stalwart soul were to stand up for that squirt and safeguard him as a shield...
??? : Aaabs!
Green Thumb Moogle : Kupopopo!?
Chacharoon : Th-thanks for saaaving Chacharoon...
Green Thumb Moogle : That ardent academic could audition for an appearance in "Thirty-second Abs" any day. That's how long it took for those vile villains to vacate the venue, anyway.
??? : How dare you call these adorable creatures villains! They are merely specimens of the enigmatic and oft-forgotten "obscure crab."
Green Thumb Moogle : Obscure...crab?
Oh, is that why you ran in rallying the recruits with that ridiculous roar, kupo?
??? : I was certain their kind had gone extinct, but it seems they still inhabit this island chain. How fortunate!
Chacharoon : Who yooo?
Atelloune : My name is Atelloune, but I am often known by my station as the assistant to the great zoologist, Professor Clavauert B Chanoix.
Atelloune : In addition to the study of animals, though, I also dabble in botany, for I have an interest in all forms of life.
Atelloune : Enough about me, however. I would like to point out that the obscure crab is named that partly due to the lack of information available on it. The last tome of reference to include even an illustration of this creature has yellowed with age.
Atelloune : Thus, I am humanity's last hope to record pertinent data on this cryptic form of marine life.
And with that, I must bid you adieu. Discovery waits for no one!
Chacharoon : Hold up!
Smart lady cooomb forest for bitey, pinchy crabs?
Atelloune : I am sorry, but I will have to ask you to refrain from asking the obvious. It is a waste of both my time and yours.
Atelloune : Oh, a thousand pardons. I did not realize you were simply worried about my well-being.
Fear not, for I am an expert at camouflage and only wish to observe them in their natural habitat.
Chacharoon : If so, then Chacharoon begs. Beeegs!
Tell about crab weakness!
Atelloune : Well, I planned on investigating every minute aspect of their behavioral patterns anyway, so I see no issue with sharing my findings.
Green Thumb Moogle : Even if you further your findings far enough to fathom their faults, do you think it's possible to sweep supremacy skyward from under their skittering, side-stepping legs, kupo?
Chacharoon : Chacharoon bit off more than can chew. Eye dribbles of sadness gush like waaaterfalls.
Chacharoon : B-but...no want give Susuroon eye dribbles.
Aaah, much regretting how Chacharoon said he "beeestest in Famous Acres."
Green Thumb Moogle : So that was all a falsehood to further your facade as first-class in fisticuffs?
Chacharoon : Not toootal lie! Chacharoon has more heart for bapping scarebeasts than anyone!
Green Thumb Moogle : I'll admit your ardor's ascended to admirably aberrant levels.
...Consider your secret safe, kupo.
Chacharoon : As first step, Chacharoon uuuse heart to make scaredy lamb better.
Green Thumb Moogle : And how do you plan on crafting this cowering creature into a colossus of courage?
Chacharoon : Feeeeeed it.
Tasty meal is bestest medicine.
Chacharoon : Chief can get La Theine cabbage for Chacharoon and feed to scaaaredy lamb?

Chacharoon : Chief can get La Theine cabbage for Chacharoon and feed to scaaaredy lamb?
Perhaps it would be best to give LittleSheep a La Theine cabbage.

Chacharoon : [Name] so very much loving! Nicer than all people in wooorld put together!
Chacharoon be gloating to moogle in soon-times.