Crying Over Onions/Plot Details

Yafa Yaa: He said that the Mana Orb belonged to him.

Gomada-Vulmada: He also said that if we don't give it back, he'll get the boss-woss from the Manustery onto us! We're getting framed as a gang of villain-willains!

Papo-Hopo: ...But our weal pwoblem is dat we don't got da Mana Orb no more. Do you wemember? Dat Mana Orb got all sucked up into Joker's body.

Pyo Nzon: That's rrright. Even if we wanted to, we couldn't give it back. But that old fuddy-duddy won't listen to a word we say!

Joker: ......

Kohlo-Lakolo: So now we're really deep in dhalmel doo-doo. The Star Onion Brigade will go from being heroes to zeroes! You're a famous adventurer, aren't you? Can't you think of anything to help us?

Honoi-Gomoi: Hmph!! What the hell do you know about Mana Orbs!?

Honoi-Gomoi: ...Unbelievable! After I specifically told those little brats at the port not to talk to anyone about this!

Honoi-Gomoi: ...What did you say!? You're friends with those meddlesome minors? Hmph! Aren't you embarrassed to tell people you hang around with kids at your age?

Honoi-Gomoi: Well, that's your business, I guess. If you're buddy-wuddies with those whippersnappers, I have only this to say to you: Give me back my Mana Orb!

Honoi-Gomoi: For the past few years, I've given star spinels to the thief from Windurst Woods, Nanaa Mihgo, and had her search the towers of Sarutabaruta...

Honoi-Gomoi: When I thought I finally had one within my grasp, that idiot Mithra dropped it somewhere! Do you know how much trouble I went through to find it was those S.O.B.'s who had picked it up!?

Honoi-Gomoi: I'm not letting this mattaru drop! You can deliver this message to them...

Honoi-Gomoi: GIVE ME BACK MY MANA O~RB!

Honoi-Gomoi: Are you trying to tell me to give up on my Mana Orb by giving me this?

Honoi-Gomoi: You've got Yagudo droppings for brains, stripling! This has nothing to do with money!

Honoi-Gomoi: And while I'm at it, you might as well know that I gave Nanaa Mihgo one star spinel every week as payment for searching for that Mana Orb!

Honoi-Gomoi: Take a look over here! Feast your eyes on all the wonderful goods that I possess! I'm rich beyond your wildest dreams!

Honoi-Gomoi: I've got so many star spinels, I'm throwing them away! Here, take one if it'll make you disappear and leave me be!

Honoi-Gomoi: Hm? What're you making that face for?

Honoi-Gomoi: I'll take this to the Manustery! It's a crime against Cardians to have a Mana Orb. You'll probably get thrown into prison and made to break rocks all day!

The Star Onions huddle up together.

Kohlo-Lakolo: Um, order in the court! Let's think of what we can do about Honoi-Gomoi's Mana Orb! Does anyone have any ideas?

Gomada-Vulmada: Let's tell him it was gobble-wobbled up by a dhamel in Windurst Woods!

Pyo Nzon: That's no good. We should say it fell into the ocean!

Papo-Hopo; I don't think a grown-up is gonna fall for dat kind of thing. You all know it. Adults are too smart for simple excuses.

Yafa Yaa: I've got it! We can give him a fake Mana Orb!

Kohlo-Lakolo: A fake Mana Orb... But how would we make one?

Pichichi: ...It'th wrong. It'th wrong to tell lieth and trick people.

Kohlo-Lakolo: Pichichi!

Pichichi: The Thtar Onion Brigade isn't about lying or tricking people! It was formed to fight people like that.

Kohlo-Lakolo: ...... You're right! The Star Onion Brigade stands for justice! Let's go to Windurst Waters and tell Honoi-Gomoi the truth!

The rest of the Star Onions cheer.

Honoi-Gomoi: You used that Mana Orb on a Cardian!?

Kohlo-Lakolo: Er, I'm s-sorry.

Honoi-Gomoi: ...Unbelievable... All that incredible power... Wasted on a useless puppet... A puppet...

Honoi-Gomoi: That's it! Disassemble that Cardian right this instantaru!

Honoi-Gomoi: Then pull out the Mana Orb and bring it here to me! You got that!?

Kohlo-Lakolo: How can you say that!? Diss-a-sem-bull means to take something apart, doesn't it?

Kohlo-Lakolo: Joker will die if we do that!

Honoi-Gomoi: Here's a linkshell, tell somebody who cares! You've got no clue of the value of that Mana Orb, and I don't need to hear your meaningless sniveling.

Honoi-Gomoi: That Mana Orb is more than it appears to be. Its worth is incalculable!

Honoi-Gomoi: Go and start taking that automaton to pieces! You hear me!

Kohlo-Lakolo: I can't diss-a-sem-bull Joker, I just can't!

Kohlo-Lakolo: What am I going to do...?